2/11/14
Well... are you?
(Walking around Target, and Elizabeth spots something awesome...)
"Say mom... are you... interested in losing five dollars?"
6/14/13
But, officer, the HOT LIGHT is on, you see...
(On our way to Krispy Kreme... please note: I was under the speed limit.)
Elizabeth: "You're driving too fast."
Me: "Oh?"
Elizabeth: "Yeah, a policeman is gonna pull you over and give you a ticket."
Me: "OK, I'll slow down... sorry about that."
Elizabeth: "Tell that to the policeman."
Out. Of. Hand
Me: [Doing a weird dance or something] "Oh, sorry.... am I getting out of hand?"
Elizabeth: "Yes."
Me: "I get out of hand a lot, right?"
Elizabeth: "Yes."
Me: "...That's actually my whole life, is getting out of hand and having fun."
Elizabeth: "I don't like it when people get out of hand."
Me: "Why?"
Elizabeth: "Because it means they... have problems."
3/15/13
Negotiations
Me : "What would you like for dessert?"
Elizabeth: "Can I have two Thin Mints?"
Me : "Yes."
Elizabeth: "Can I also have something else?"
Me : "Like what?"
Elizabeth: "Like a coconut fruit popsicle."
Me : "You can either have two cookies or the popsicle."
Elizabeth: "How about one cookie and the popsicle."
Me : "No, you can have half a popsicle and one cookie."
Elizabeth: "Oh, fine, I'll just have the popsicle... can I also have half a cookie?"
Me: "Fine."
Surprises are more better
Elizabeth: "I can probably read these Barbie books because they are level 1 and 2, and I am on level 5."
Me: "Will you read 'em to me?"
Elizabeth: "...No."
Me: "Oh... What if I promise not to say a single word while you are reading them?"
Elizabeth: "...Nope, won't work. I'm going to read to you when you don't expect it, so don't ask me. Surprises are more better, don't you think?"
2/15/13
1/19/13
Uh... thanks 'Roger Rabbit'
(...someone in the movie says 'Son of a bitch')
Me: "Oh, sorry, there's bad words in this movie."
Elizabeth: "Thanks!"
Me: "Huh?"
Elizabeth: "Now I can learn 'em all!"
12/21/12
A whole lot!
"There is a lot to do during Christmas vacation. You have to wrap presents. You have to watch Christmas specials. You have to keep track of if it's going to snow..."
12/11/12
Hold yer ponies
Me: "I have to clean the kitchen" [fake sniffle]
Elizabeth: [quietly] "I'll help you."
Me: "YOU WILL???"
Elizabeth: "Don't get too excited."
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