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Me: "What did you learn in kindergarten today?"

Elizabeth: "We were talking about Georgia O'Keeffe."

But, I will pencil you in

Grandpa: "We should go to a movie this weekend, Grandma."

Elizabeth: "You should go see The Lorax."

Grandma: "I would only see The Lorax with you, Elizabeth."

Elizabeth: "Sorry, I've got things to do this weekend."

Jokster!

Elizabeth: "I have a joke for you. What did the bicycle say to the other bicycle?"

Me: "What?"

Elizabeth: "ASPERASANTAY!"

Me: "....Oh, what does that mean?"

Elizabeth: "Well, I couldn't really understand it, so I had to say it in Japanese."

Trick

"HA! I tricked you! I do want to wear a coat."

Proud, proud, proud.

"I'm thinking about being a teacher when I grow up."

Haha!

Me: "When I take my work trip next week, who are you going to miss more, Me or the iPad?"

Elizabeth: "The iPad... Wait! YOU'RE TAKING IT WITH YOU??"

Happy birthday Elizabeth!

"This is a great day. It's my birthday, and the class is going to sing to me! I'm also the Special Helper! AND IT'S LIBRARY DAY!!"

We love Sojourner

Grampa: "How's school going?"

Elizabeth: "Good. We've been looking at the paintings of Matisse."

Bubble bath

"I know! Let's play SURPRISE BEARD!!"

Yee-haw?

(A commercial for a rodeo is on TV...)

Elizabeth: "What the..."

Me: "That's a bull rider at a rodeo."

Elizabeth: "The bull does NOT look happy."