Uh... thanks 'Roger Rabbit'

(...someone in the movie says 'Son of a bitch')

Me: "Oh, sorry, there's bad words in this movie."

Elizabeth: "Thanks!"

Me: "Huh?"

Elizabeth: "Now I can learn 'em all!"

A whole lot!

"There is a lot to do during Christmas vacation. You have to wrap presents. You have to watch Christmas specials. You have to keep track of if it's going to snow..."

I Believe

"I believe in Santa Claus because I have met Him. He's the one at Macy's. He was the nicest Santa I have ever met, so He is probably the real one. He said to me: 'You know, you have had a lot of good years, but this year was your BEST!'"

Hold yer ponies

Me: "I have to clean the kitchen" [fake sniffle]

Elizabeth: [quietly] "I'll help you."

Me: "YOU WILL???"

Elizabeth: "Don't get too excited."

Good thing she has her rain boots on!

The po-po's

"They should call them Pull-ice, because they pull people over!"

Breakfast at McDonald's!

Elizabeth: "This potato thing. It's... giving my mouth a nightmare."

YES

Elizabeth: "Everything is worse without butter."

Huge difference, Mom

(While dancing...)

Elizabeth: "Do you want me to dance Silly or dance Funny?"

Me: "Umm... Silly."

Elizabeth: "OK" [dances silly] "Now what?"

Me: "Now dance funny." [She dances funny] "...so, what's the difference between Silly and Funny?"

Elizabeth: "Well, Silly is just funnier."

On the first day of Fall

(While riding in Grama & Grampa's car, with the windows rolled down....)

Elizabeth: "Whaddya think this is, SUMMER?!"