3/15/13
Negotiations
Me : "What would you like for dessert?"
Elizabeth: "Can I have two Thin Mints?"
Me : "Yes."
Elizabeth: "Can I also have something else?"
Me : "Like what?"
Elizabeth: "Like a coconut fruit popsicle."
Me : "You can either have two cookies or the popsicle."
Elizabeth: "How about one cookie and the popsicle."
Me : "No, you can have half a popsicle and one cookie."
Elizabeth: "Oh, fine, I'll just have the popsicle... can I also have half a cookie?"
Me: "Fine."
Surprises are more better
Elizabeth: "I can probably read these Barbie books because they are level 1 and 2, and I am on level 5."
Me: "Will you read 'em to me?"
Elizabeth: "...No."
Me: "Oh... What if I promise not to say a single word while you are reading them?"
Elizabeth: "...Nope, won't work. I'm going to read to you when you don't expect it, so don't ask me. Surprises are more better, don't you think?"
2/15/13
1/19/13
Uh... thanks 'Roger Rabbit'
(...someone in the movie says 'Son of a bitch')
Me: "Oh, sorry, there's bad words in this movie."
Elizabeth: "Thanks!"
Me: "Huh?"
Elizabeth: "Now I can learn 'em all!"
12/21/12
A whole lot!
"There is a lot to do during Christmas vacation. You have to wrap presents. You have to watch Christmas specials. You have to keep track of if it's going to snow..."
I Believe
"I believe in Santa Claus because I have met Him. He's the one at Macy's. He was the nicest Santa I have ever met, so He is probably the real one. He said to me: 'You know, you have had a lot of good years, but this year was your BEST!'"
12/11/12
Hold yer ponies
Me: "I have to clean the kitchen" [fake sniffle]
Elizabeth: [quietly] "I'll help you."
Me: "YOU WILL???"
Elizabeth: "Don't get too excited."
11/17/12
10/22/12
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