Toddler One-Liners

"And what will happen if I don't flush?"

Soap Yoga

(After all the water had drained out of her bath...)

Elizabeth: "I wanna do Yoga!"

Me: "Ok!"

Elizabeth: "Now... in the bath."

Me: "Um, no. Rule #1 of yoga is: we don't do it in the bathtub."

Elizabeth: "But, I wanna do Soap Yoga."

Sleep-talking

"I don't want my burrito cut into pieces."