(When the flu came to visit...)
Elizabeth: "Are you all better except for your cough?"
Me: "Yep, I feel mostly all better except for my little cough."
Elizabeth: "I think he likes you!"
Me: "Uh huh, I think so."
Elizabeth: "He's like, [high-pitched voice] 'OH, I LOVE YOU! I'M VERY SORRY YOU HAVE ME!!'"
(I'm so proud of my little shop keeper. Elizabeth sets up her 'Fabulous Fashion Boutique' at least once a day, and I go shopping. On a recent trip...)
Me: "Hello! What do you have that's new today?"
Elizabeth: "Perhaps you would be ines-sa-ter-rad in this...?"
Elizabeth: "When I was at Grama & Grampa's, we were watching 'Max & Ruby' and Max wanted a dragon shirt. Grama said, "How does max know there's a dragon shirt?" and Grampa said: "INTERNET!"
Me: "That is funny."
Elizabeth: "If you were there, you would think it was funny!"
Me: "Oh, are you going to eat your plum?"
Me: "Why'd you ask me to cut one up for you?"