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Me: "What did you learn in kindergarten today?"

Elizabeth: "We were talking about Georgia O'Keeffe."

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Grandpa: "We should go to a movie this weekend, Grandma."

Elizabeth: "You should go see The Lorax."

Grandma: "I would only see The Lorax with you, Elizabeth."

Elizabeth: "Sorry, I've got things to do this weekend."


Elizabeth: "I have a joke for you. What did the bicycle say to the other bicycle?"

Me: "What?"

Elizabeth: "ASPERASANTAY!"

Me: "....Oh, what does that mean?"

Elizabeth: "Well, I couldn't really understand it, so I had to say it in Japanese."