Preschooler One-Liners

"Those are not clues. Those are garbage."


40th Anniversary Edition

Me: "Tomorrow we get to take Grama & Grampa to the airport. Do you remember where they are going?"

Elizabeth: "Yes."

Me: "Where."

Elizabeth: "...to... get me a coconut."

Me: "Yep. Mexico."

Elizabeth: "Yeah, Mexico."

Me: "It's a different country"

Elizabeth: "Yeah, I think I've been to that country."

Me: "Oh really?"

Elizabeth: "Yes. OMSI lives in that country."

Me: "Oh, is that right?"

Elizabeth: "Yeah, and Oaks Park also lives in Mexico."


Preschooler One-Liners

"I need to do something. Can I have your cheek?"

She's got a solution for everything!

(While cleaning up Connect-Four pieces with Grama.)

Grama: "OK, let's put all the pieces back in the box."

Elizabeth: [not exactly helping]

Grama: "What if I have to vacuum?"

Elizabeth: "If you have to vacuum..." [thinking] "...call me, and I'll tell you not to."

Preschooler One-Liners

"Um... Can I stand on your head for a minute? I have to do something."