6/5/11

A joke


Elizabeth: "Want to hear a joke?"

Me "Yep!"

Elizabeth: "Where did you get your license?"

Me "Where."

Elizabeth: "Yeah, where?"

Me "What? You want to know where I got my license?"

Elizabeth: "No, that's the joke."

Me "Oh... ok. Start again."

Elizabeth: "Ok. Where'd you get your license?"

Me "Where?"

Elizabeth: "CLOWN COLLEGE!!"

6/1/11

Powerpuff Girls


"It helps if there are three monsters. That way, Blossom can beat one, Bubbles can beat one, and Buttercup can beat one, too!"