The return of Kermit?

Elizabeth: "Guess what! I found another frog in my backyard!"

Me: "Really?"

Elizabeth: "Yeah! A teeny, weeny... heeny... BIG frog!"

Lost in translation

(While driving...)

Me: "We're almost to Sunriver!"

Elizabeth: "What?!"

Me: "We're almost to Sunriver."

Elizabeth: "Oh... I thought you said... tree!"


Baby Kermit comes to visit

(In the backyard one evening)

Elizabeth: "LOOOK!! LOOOOOOK!!!! LOOOOOOK!!"