(Reading the information about each Guinea Pig on the Oregon Humane Society's website...)
Me: [Reading] "Stormy is a gentle Guinea Pig looking for her furever home. She is looking for a place that will provide her with the socialization and companionship that little piggies crave..."
Elizabeth: "Wait, let me write this down."
(Playing the blanket game, Elizabeth pretends to be my blanket & lays down on me....)
Elizabeth: [Moving] "Boo!"
Me: "Aaah!! My blanket is alive!"
Elizabeth: "Yes, and I can talk too!"
Me: "Whoa! I didn't know I had a talking blanket!"
Elizabeth: "Just read my tag. It says [in a booming voice] 'At night, while you are snug, I COME ALIVE AND TALK TO YOU!!"