Elizabeth: "When I was at Grama & Grampa's, we were watching 'Max & Ruby' and Max wanted a dragon shirt. Grama said, "How does max know there's a dragon shirt?" and Grampa said: "INTERNET!"
Me: "That is funny."
Elizabeth: "If you were there, you would
it was funny!"
Me: "Oh, are you going to eat your plum?"
Me: "Why'd you ask me to cut one up for you?"