Sleep-talking

"....Cartooooons...."

Good Karma

In the bathtub, while handing me a cup full of water and washcloth.

Elizabeth: "Here you go. It's a present."

Me: "Oh, thank you. Have I been a good girl?"

Elizabeth: ".....What you said?"

Me: "I said, have I been a good girl to get such a great present?"

Elizabeth: "Yes, you are a good Mommy, so you get this present."

Cut to the chase

While watching a Disney Treasury about Goofy

"Leonard Maltin?! Gimme cartoons!"

Toddler One-Liners

"I love all the dinosaurs in the world!"