BCS Edition

(While watching the big game... and seeing the Auburn mascot...)

Elizabeth: "Do tigers eat ducks?"

Me: "...hm...I don't know if ducks live near tigers. I'm gonna say probably not?"

Elizabeth: "I think they do. Tigers eat everything except themselves, and other tigers."

Can't a gal use the facilities?

(Sorry, but this took place in the restroom...)

Elizabeth: [knock, knock]

Me: "Yes?"

Elizabeth: "Can I come in?"

Me: "Yep!"

Elizabeth: "Are you peeing?"

Me: "Yep!"

Elizabeth: "I need something."

Me: "What is it?"

Elizabeth: "....Dinner."

Well sort of

(The new Entertainment Weekly just arrived...)

Elizabeth: "Look! It's Rapunzel!"

Me: "That's actually Lady Gaga."

Phrase also heard on the 7 1/2 floor

(...While trying to get around me to walk down the hall)

Elizabeth: "Excuse me please. Small-ladies first!"

In other words: You are old

Me: "...I'll be thirty-four this year on my birthday."

Elizabeth: "Holy Cowey Smokes!!!"

Zoo-Lights edition

Me: "When do you want to go to Zoo-Lights this year?"

Elizabeth: "Well, what do you think?"

Me: "Sometime when it's not raining."

Elizabeth: "Yeah! Good point!"

Pronounced: Yun-yins.

Elizabeth: "I don't like onions.... I only like onions in Old McDonald's Happy Burgers."

Pie Season

(Making baking plans for the big day...)

Me: "You can help me bake Grampa's favorite pie for Thanksgiving."

Elizabeth: "What kind is it?"

Me: "Pecan Pie."

Elizabeth: "Oh, I have three... No... I have... six yummy favorites."

Me: "What are they?

Elizabeth: "I like Cherry Pie, Pumpkin, Pecawnd Pie, Apple, Berry... I really like Watermelon, Berry, Apple... all kinds of Berry Pie... and Pear."

Preschooler One-Liners

Holy Sense-of-Humor!

She replied, without hesitating...

(While at the Happiest Place on Earth...)

Me: When you're grown up, are you going to bring your kids to Disneyland?

Elizabeth: If they are big enough for rides I will!