One of these two things is the best advice I could ever hope to receive.

(Sayin' good-bye for the day...)

Elizabeth: "Bye, Mommy!"

Me: "Bye, have a nice day!"

Elizabeth: "Don't get pooped on!"

Me: "What?!"

Elizabeth: "...by any cats or dogs."

Me: "Oh... OK, I'll try not to."

Elizabeth: "And, don't see any trucks."

Me: "OK."

Elizabeth: "Those are two things I don't want you to do."

Me: "I promise. Thank you."