My world-champion scuba diver

(Bathtime...)

Elizabeth: "I want you to count how long I can hold my breath underwater."

Me: "Ok... go. One-thousand-one, one-thousand-two, one-thousand-three, one-thousand-four, one-thousand-five, one-thou..."

Elizabeth: "No, no, no. Count. Count normal. Like this: Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineteneleventwelvethirteenfourteen. OK?"

Me: "Ok."

Elizabeth: "And, count fast."