Elizabeth: "I can probably read these Barbie books because they are level 1 and 2, and I am on level 5."
Me: "Will you read 'em to me?"
Elizabeth: "...No."
Me: "Oh... What if I promise not to say a
single word while you are reading them?"
Elizabeth: "...Nope, won't work. I'm going to read to you when you don't expect it, so don't ask me. Surprises are more better, don't you think?"