INTERNET

Elizabeth: "When I was at Grama & Grampa's, we were watching 'Max & Ruby' and Max wanted a dragon shirt. Grama said, "How does max know there's a dragon shirt?" and Grampa said: "INTERNET!"

Me: "That is funny."

Elizabeth: "If you were there, you would think it was funny!"

[later]

Me: "Oh, are you going to eat your plum?"

Elizabeth: "No."

Me: "Why'd you ask me to cut one up for you?"

Elizabeth: "INTERNET!"

Tickle fight!

(Elizabeth sees an opportunity to win the tickle fight...)

"Will you open up your armpit, please?"

Brrrrr!

Me: "Your hands... They are freezing."

Elizabeth: "That is why I am putting them on your tummy. To warm them up."

???

(While playing with Polly Pocket dolls...)

Me: [as a doll] "Hi!"

Elizabeth: [as her doll] "Hi!"

Me: "What's your name?"

Elizabeth: "Protein!"

BCS Edition

(While watching the big game... and seeing the Auburn mascot...)

Elizabeth: "Do tigers eat ducks?"

Me: "...hm...I don't know if ducks live near tigers. I'm gonna say probably not?"

Elizabeth: "I think they do. Tigers eat everything except themselves, and other tigers."

Can't a gal use the facilities?

(Sorry, but this took place in the restroom...)

Elizabeth: [knock, knock]

Me: "Yes?"

Elizabeth: "Can I come in?"

Me: "Yep!"

Elizabeth: "Are you peeing?"

Me: "Yep!"

Elizabeth: "I need something."

Me: "What is it?"

Elizabeth: "....Dinner."

Well sort of

(The new Entertainment Weekly just arrived...)

Elizabeth: "Look! It's Rapunzel!"

Me: "That's actually Lady Gaga."

Phrase also heard on the 7 1/2 floor

(...While trying to get around me to walk down the hall)

Elizabeth: "Excuse me please. Small-ladies first!"

In other words: You are old

Me: "...I'll be thirty-four this year on my birthday."

Elizabeth: "Holy Cowey Smokes!!!"

Zoo-Lights edition

Me: "When do you want to go to Zoo-Lights this year?"

Elizabeth: "Well, what do you think?"

Me: "Sometime when it's not raining."

Elizabeth: "Yeah! Good point!"